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chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 26, 2009

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

Your boy looks like a pendulum
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020

pendulumed

The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.

We shared a nice walk on the beach until she pendulumed me and i pushed her into the ocean.

by rogeliow August 15, 2012

Pendulum Syndrome

The inability of noticing or accepting change. Or to be puzzled by change.

Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.

Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome

by 404guts May 14, 2021

Sticky Pendulum

When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.

*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.

by WindyStick December 03, 2014