A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"
After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."
used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.
This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
John Oliver: "The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!
I am calling dingo on that!... I am calling dingo!"
An adventourous male who enjoys walking around completley naked with his penis out. Dingo ballers usually hold in public gym locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas and seem to be unavoidable.
Yo my gym sesh was completley soiled the other day
Whys that
In the sauna i got sandwiched between two dingo ballers it totally sucked
The currency used in Australia
how much dingo poop did that dirty dickless wombat cost you
when you are caught mid coitus with a partner you should not be with. When you're in a situation and you somehow avoid a larger confrontation and escape
When after a few too many drinks your girlfriend catches you mid coitus with her identical twin sister and you leave via the window. "Oh you swivelly Dingo you! "
When a highschooler degrades a middle schooler or anyone younger then them by only a year even if they are smarter and more mature than them and all the highschooler says is bs. Or when a guy is being really stupid. You would call this highschooler a dumb dingo or and ignorant freshman.
Example1:
Katie: he just sent her a 136 texts in 30 minutes! What a dumb dingo!
Example 2:
Lucas: you're too young to understand, you're just silly 8th graders.
Bella: that's all bs you dumb dingo!