A fork of Rural Dictionary
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i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning
When a guy cums so many times inside of a girls vagina that it fills her womb up, then she squirts the cum out into a gallon jug and drinks it.
"Julia is definitely gonna want more tommorow. I gave her that dirty gallon earlier.
The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.
Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle
Miley gallon is the most beautiful name and person in the world they are normally tall really pretty she loves cats and loves to play among us and football she’s really sporty and loves going on adventures if she is your friend keep her. She loves pizza and macaroni keep her forever in your heart she doesn’t have one style she is not a girly girl she’s more of a tomboy
Friend: hi who are you
Miley gallon: I’m miley gallon
Friend: omg you are really nice can we be besties