A fork of Rural Dictionary
Looking things up in urban dictionary because you are bored.
He spent all day gardnering instead of doing his work.
When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.
Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
Hes Fine asf , cool, strong af, he brave, fun to date, athletic, funny, smart, loveable, he has a big dick
Someone you want to have sex with
Someone you can talk to
They usually have black hair brown Eyes
get annoyed easy You never know what they will do
Risk takers / scammer
Jaylen Gardner Has A Big Dick.
Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.
3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
Wow Lauren Gardner is so pretty
Does Lauren gardner even try to look that good