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Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

lumpy barney

When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail

this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash

by mattthesheep February 01, 2010

Lumpy Butt

When the buttocks of a smaller adult female have lumps ranging from small, medium, and large that give rough appearance to the booty

"Damn dude I was totally gonna get it in with that girl in the corner...But then when we were grinding I totally felt that she had a lumpy butt"

by RedRoosta January 18, 2012

Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 09, 2020

Humpy Lumpy

Humpy Lumpy is when flour is more than just a little lumpy.

Wife was making biscuits this morning telling me that the flour was still a little lumpy but at least it was not "Humpy Lumpy"

by GreginRome July 10, 2011

Lumpy Leigh

a10 thunderbolt goofy ahh bitch boy , also the is3 tank never actually saw conflict in ww2.

Lumpy Leigh get the fuck away from my cat, you freak!

by gingercatgaymes June 29, 2022

Lumpy Evergreens

Code name for Marijuana/Cannabis

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them

by The Evergreen tree March 19, 2017