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Blast Machine Gun

A gun used by Vincent in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII. It has the ability to kick back an opponent so you have time to do something. If you continously fire they they do a funny dance in the air. They do as much damage as the normal machine gun Griffon.

Vincent: Hey, lets try out this new gun.
Random Soldier: He's over here!
(Vincent pulls out BLAST MACHINE GUN and fires)
Random Soldiers: WTF?!
BOOM. all die.
Vincent: ... sweet.

by Fragment Chaos November 03, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 06, 2021

Machine gun whore

A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.

Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!

by Bulletmunchr November 18, 2007

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch

Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird

by fhwhshbs November 22, 2020

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool January 25, 2016

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020