A fork of Rural Dictionary
A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”
when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
ihy(replace) i dont actually hate you
When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.
We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.