Country Dictionary

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tow truck

A truck that Helps Tows Broken down cars and other Vehilces From Accidents on the road.

Jack Calls a tow truck cause his car is broken.

by OmG-YoU-KilleD-KennY May 28, 2005

tow down

Extreamly unattractive.

Those shoes you wore yesterday were tow down from the flo (floor) down.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done. Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

anal towing

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.

My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.

by BrockSampson June 13, 2013

Daniel Tow

Cute tiny hamster-looking human

Hey! You look like a Daniel Tow!

by Katow August 19, 2021

tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017

gread tow

Gread tow is like a precognition or a preconceived notion of some evidence already presented.

we gread tow rhat i saed alreadty, mike

by djzeratul April 20, 2011