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A person who does idiotic things

I can’t believe you’ve done that again you twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

A Change between Twat and Twinkie incase you can't swear

Boy: You Fat Twonk!
Girl: No!! I'm Not a Twonk

A dog who is small and abnormal.

“Your dog is one Twonk!”

just an absolute idiot

‘oi issy you absolute twonk’ said jamie aggressively

just an idiot tbh.

‘OI! ISSY YOU TWONKER’ said jamie aggressively

An overly sized twat. Similar to Fat Amy's vag in Pitch Perfect 2.

Dwam! Fat Amy has a huge TWONK!!