Country Dictionary

No u is Well uhhh idek

Bob: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u

Bob is now gay

Unidentify or unavailable number

"Did u call me with a U#"
"nope"

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

The one and only continuous never ending debate with a single argument, being the counter argument itself. Several persons may join the debate at any time, not causing any interruption or disruption.

(... Hours later)

-no u
-No you.
-No u.
-Hi there...
-no you.
-NO YOU
-no u
-NO U
-Later..
-No you
-no uu
-NO you
-NOu YoU
-no uou
-no you
-no u

(...)

"In actuality what has been stated applies more directly to the former poster than to myself."

guy 1 - ur gay!!!1!!
guy 2 - NO U

A worthless shortening of a three letter word.

I love u.

no.

A parody of other emoticons.
Like people who abuse "LOL" "XD" and other emoticons/abbreviations, :u serves absolutely no purpose. In fact, it merely takes up space. Abuse it wisely.

"hai guyz i would <3 to meet you lol XD XD "

"Get off my internets, pedo. :u