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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer” “oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 22, 2023

nilla wafer

What people eat when they run out of cookies.

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.

by Jfman August 09, 2018

Wafer

Wafer is a descriptor/action term that is used many different ways and short for “vanilla wafer” a term that can be used to describe somebody with very pale complexion or performing stereotypical actions of someone who is considered “white”.

“Yo, don’t be such a wafer and learn how to dance.”

by White_like_the_color_ April 12, 2022

Wafer

Vanilla wafers are a food that people love. When you call someone a wafer, you're pretty much saying they look like a snack

Bro look at that hot wafer

by Ayden.115 April 30, 2019

wafer

{wafer : literally a coward. someone who breaks easily and is as fragile as wafer

eren is such a wafer , he cries over everything. as if eren is a piece of shit cry baby

by maxhite June 23, 2017

Wafer

Miniature waffle

I made a waffle and cooked it. Later on, it dries and I broke it into little pieces to make a waffle. *Am I using it wrong...?* So is a waffle a larger sized wafer*?

by YoshiYamamoto October 17, 2019