A fork of Rural Dictionary
a boy who acts as if he is your dad. he takes over your life. he has a small weiner and is always a drama queen. He cries alot because he is a closeted gay. he definately loves shoe shopping but noone else likes him
do you know bob?
YAH He wont let me wear what the fuck i want
o that sucks you should dump his ass
but i love him
but hes such a Wesley
finger of your penis hole
George Bush is wesleying instead of being a good president
A term for a very annoying person at school. Someone who uses wrong word usage and weird voice
Wesley is a Wesley because he is weird
A small penis as punk with no self respect who'd should be thrown in the trash. He fucks hobos and trashcans.
He only smokes skank
That wesley is a fucking crackhead.
A Wesley is a short tempered guy. He usually has big ears but he’s cool. Everyone wishes they were Wesley. He’s the coolest kid at school and is usually good at sports. Especially baseball.
Wow! He’s the best bunter on the team!
Everyone loves Wesley!
A wesley loves to scrape tartar sauce off the bottom of the jar with his fingernails so he can save it for later
Woah that tartar sauce eating jew totally reminds me of wesley