A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders
At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.
Wing(ing) primarily has two definitions: to wing is either to throw through something the air (wung for past tense)or to fornicate. A wing candidate would be a sexually attractive person.
Holy crap, what a turbo-non-troll! Now SHE is an ULTRALMEGA wing candidate!
A malfunction at birth causing the penis to be split and grow from the sides of the hips.
That dude got wings as big as an eagle muder focker