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Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.

What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.

Wankers

Wankers are hot

Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers

by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019

Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,

James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?

by Glitchy25 March 04, 2018

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman September 25, 2015

Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

by Phairman Buckets December 01, 2016

Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!

1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?

by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018