A fork of Rural Dictionary
A exclamation originally mocking people that don't know that "pwn" is pronounced "own" and not "poan" - hence "ponies". (See definition of "pwn".) Doubly funny now that many of the people who eagerly proclaim "ponies!" are the same people that are being mocked and, yet again, they have no idea what they are saying. Lately, the expression has taken on a life of it's own and is used interchangeably with "PWNED!"
In a video game: "OMGPONIES! Did you see me kill that n00b?!"
To partake in sexual intercourse, characterised by a combination of gratuitous ferocity, a profound absence of mercy and occasional insanity towards the recipient. Normally the prescribed response to a minor infraction.
Brad: "Dude, Charlene's getting her John Wayne walk on today"
Todd: "Yeah, she forgot to do the dishes, I had to pony her ass"
Brad: "Sweet"
A Pony is a person who is new to first and third person shooter games, or just sucks. You can use a "Pony" to keep yourself protected and get kills. By following a Pony around and letting them take point, it allows you to follow behind them and clean up their mess, thus keeping you safe in situations where you probably would have died and allowing you to snake kills from inexperienced players.
I'm gunna follow this Pony around and see how many of his kills I can take.
One of the less attractive models (during the early 90s) of Ford Mustangs.Like the white on vanilla ice owned. Not including the original or the 2006 models cos they were cool.
"Look at that cat in his pony thinking he hard"
"Should of got a warranty on that thing, he's gonna get beats"
A 14.3hh little shit that is not meant to hike around kids at birthday parties.