A fork of Rural Dictionary
Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.
Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.
A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.
The most powerful being ever. He is yes and the best. So ez....
Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.
" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"
the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
Stealing intellectual property.
(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”
Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.