A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.
An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?