A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are a power couple! Even though they fight sometimes they still find a way to solve their problems.
the best batfam person who could probably beat joker's ass/finally defeat him
Alfred Pennyworth is like my fav character! He could totally solo all your faves!
A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.
A whitewashed chinese oppa who adores pretty korean celevs like miyeon, karina and jisoo. He barely posts on his ig story and it's mostly about fancy restaurants or BC. He is academically smart, a qualified badminton player, a top-tier photographer, and has better cooking skills than a normal teenage girl. He looks like an introvert, yet his communication skills are flawless and knows how to match one’s energy. He is like the finest asian at my school. He deserves great happiness.
"Is Alfred Jiao korean?"
"No, apparently not."
A phrase used only by the most nincompoopy of nincompoops (Yes, I’m looking at you, ALFRED).
An era that will never occur and if it does, please kill us all.
PROTEST against the stupidity of the alfred era!
that guy is an idiot, look at him thinking the alfred era will actually happen
she’s so crazy she wants to be alfred’s pet when the alfred era comes