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How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.
While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.
"Babe I'm done with my shower!", I said. Then he said he had a surprise. I was in a robe, so I said " I should probably change." Then he said "No, it's ok." With my eyes closed, he leads me to a bed full of roses. He then pats the bed so I got in. I was so excited so I began to kiss him. He gently tuck my hair behind my ear, and smiled. Then we kissed so passionately, that we made out. It felt so good. Then I took off my robe. I removed his shirt and boxers. I pulled my self closer to him. He then rubbed his dick, while I kissed him on his forehead repeatedly. I bent over, then he put his dick in my pussy. Going faster and harder, I moaned, and moaned. He then began to cum, so I faced him, and sucked his penis. He moaned. He licked my pussy, and again I moaned. We ended the night by making out until we fell asleep. That was my first anal sex ever, and I loved it.
The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.” -Jim Jefferies
A REALLY slow/ dim-witted person who is of subpar intelligence.
Judge you are so fucking stupid you must be the product of anal sex.
In the whole month of august you need to have anal-sex with someone atleast once
Bro 1: Hey Bro, wanna complete anal-sex august with me Bro 2: Bend over, lets do this quick.
You tried to type anal sex porn in google but you typed it wrong. Pervert. Small penis.
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