A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."
basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)
A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.
The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.
Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.
During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!
To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.
After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.
Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.