A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.
I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.
Me: Robbo and I are talking business.
Misso: if you're not business Men, where are ya fucken briefcases?
Me: we're gonna pick up a coupla dubbo briefcases from Dan Murphy's on special sarvo.
The award for the highest GPA in a law school class.
Parker's gonna get white briefcase. I can feel it.
In British slang it refers to being hungover from partying/drinking all night. It takes after the concept of the durability of a locked briefcase, being able to drink all night and keep going.
D: "My God, that club last night was the dogs bollocks."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."
When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."
A supermarket plastic bag used to carry one’s belongings, a povvo carry bag inviting ridicule
Mate, I see you’re still pimping the ‘ol Ballarat briefcase…