A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment Joe: Why not Bob: Your roommate's in the living room Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier Joe: ...
Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.
Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it
Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier
a large necklace also known as an icy
J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."
Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card! Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.
She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.