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Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years

Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo October 18, 2006

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

by Colonel Sanders III June 30, 2011

Alabama Cheerios

The process of pouring Cheerios and milk into a girl’s vagina and eating out of it.

I ate some Alabama Cheerios this morning and now there’s a salty after taste in my mouth

by daprogrammr01 December 13, 2018

Suicidal Cheerios

A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.

Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios? Nah but I heard it was lit

by TalentED568 December 08, 2015

meat cheerio

A butthole

Jessica sharted from her meat cheerio

by Lalacretia February 10, 2017

Broken cheerio

Basically said as a noun when someone smokes or is strait high! Originally came along when my roommate smokeed a stack of cheerios

Jerry came home a broken cheerio from the Kappa's party!

by Shadeaux April 03, 2017

cheerios the pup

Cheerios the pup means that famous instagram account before it got deleted she’s a funny queen and she is imposter sus.

Cheerios the pup? Oh yeah she’s imposter sus!

by Tiktok room June 05, 2021