A fork of Rural Dictionary
That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.
Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey
A person who is always receiving but never giving. They like to wear tight shirts and pants. When you go to the bar, don't expect them to pickup a round or even one of their own drinks. Always looking at their phone in their own technology bubble. When you need someone to hangout with, they will be there.
Last night, KLong was acting like a real Choch Ball.
A weapon used to beat the living shit out of ignorant people or kill hallucinogenic aliens. it can be used for other purposes such as a smoking device as well.
yo dont fuck with me or else i'll beat your ass with my Choch stick
if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass
‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’
-Jake Paul
The action of slapping a choch with your hand, and or groin.
Say man, I want to get laid, how about we go choch popping tonight? I totally want to put my crotch on some choch
A llama's dirty vagina ; a term also used as a random humorous insult