Country Dictionary

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I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah? Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 06, 2005

Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.

My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself

by Saab Guy 44 January 29, 2016

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission. This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!" "You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

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by Techboys January 07, 2019

jaguar convertible

Mainly driven by old men with bald heads

Old men who drive jaguar convertibles often have bald heads.

by Jag drivers November 24, 2015

Convertible Blowjob

The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.

The other day my grandmother took her dental prosthetics out and gave me a convertible blowjob.

by mrsaca August 03, 2022

Donburk convertible merk

A jail slang phrase used to ask Where a person Turkish decent could be located .

Zac was kicking it with the boys and one of the boys Moe asked" Donburk convertible merk" Zac replied " donburk is on the brasco(toilet)

by ZacW December 13, 2024