A fork of Rural Dictionary
Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.
During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.
The bin in which Nogtard's bog was dumped by the Rogue Maltbyite. When the bog was discovered by Monk and Mick the dumpster stank to high heaven because of Nogtard's disgusting shits.
Monk: Are we going to get Nogtard's Bog out of the Maltby Dumpster?
Mick: Yes we have to. The Rogue Maltbyite must be beaten. We'll put it back on the Maltby Lorry with a new sign attached to it.
To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.
Hey dude lets go dumpster dive outside best buy and Ultimate Electronics.
A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.
When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.
A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.
"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"
"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.
Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(
The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.