A fork of Rural Dictionary
The indiscretion of getting sexual pleasure from either a man or a woman as the "giver."
A straight guy made the argument that he is not gay because he bent over another man, he just suffers from Glory Hole Syndrome.
When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.
ALSO
When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.
Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.
Bobby: I don't have that problem man.
Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.
Bobby: Nice!
When you make a hole in your floor to take a fat dump on your downstairs neighbor.
Friend 1: Yo, I just made a Reverse Glory Hole to fuck with my bitch ass neighbor
Friend 2: Ohhhh jesussss
The act of shoving your dick in a marine animal e.g dolphins or whales blow hole
Shoving yo dick in a whales blow hole. The Blow Hole Glory Hole
The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.
Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?
Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.
Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.
Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.