A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dad was in the garden and I said “Quit farting!” but he said it was the grumble bunnies
Lets go put that grumble out of their misery, they look like they can't breathe.
An orgy made up of multiple anonymous men. Usually advertised on websites such as craigslist and backpage. Can also have a theme to the party, such as dressing up like Pugs while performing sexual acts.
"Hey Kevin, is the grumble at your place this weekend?"
A group of dads in bad moods, self-appointed comedians, or a combination of either type. You will typically find dads who are always grumpy or dads who tell bad dad jokes congregating together. These are the dads that hang around the grill at family barbecues.
Steer clear of the sports shop at the mall, it is full of grumbles.
My dad started telling bad jokes at home ever since he joined a grumble in the neighborhood.
The ability to triple one’s density after passing out from a night of drinking aka being a Whendii
“Hey man I can’t move them”
“Are they giving you the grumbles?”
“Yeah?”
“You won’t be able to move them tonight then… just toss a blanket their way”