A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names. Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns. Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is. Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...
A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
Ethan Humphrey is lit
he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares
Ethan Humphrey is a real g