A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you call your boyfriend to see what he's up to.
"What are you doing? Shit like that?"
The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?” Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!