A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”
“Fuck off mom”
An intense feeling of longing for something that was yours but left or is gone now, be it a physical possession or the presence of a person, friend or significant other. Nothing feels quite normal when you miss something terribly, it affects you deeply, even manifesting itself outwardly often causing a blue or sad demeanor. When you want something but it's gone.
I will miss terribly my best friend who is planning on moving from California to New York, no one gets me as much as he does.
The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
I tell a you...
I tell a you...
He look..
He look-a-like a...
He look-a-Like a MAN.
Miss swan:Just a wittle bit off bacon..
Jisoo:
Look to your left, you’ll see Korea.
Look to your right, you’ll see Korea.
Look at me, you’ll see Miss Korea.
Wrinkly old woman that sluts around trying to pick up former students and can be spotted at the local bars trying to pick up a one night stand.
“Yo I went out to the bar last night and guess what I saw?”
“What?”
“I saw a total Miss Sig all over Barber”
The rarest naturally occurring phenomonon. This term refers to the one you find who makes you forget about everyone else you have ever known. The woman who redefines love in your eyes. She makes you forget your own name. She reshapes your goals and dreams because all you want is to make her the happiest girl in the world. She is driven and hardworking in everything she does. She is way smarter than you but that is okay! She understands you like no one else ever has. She makes your eyes light up and your heart begins to race whenever she walks into the room. Her smile makes you forget all your worries. She likes country music but doesn't worry she will make you like it to just give it time. She has not had a perfect life but she is content and grateful for all the beautiful gifts of the world. Miss Rose is the most wonderful person you have ever or will ever meet, so don't let her slip away.
*Why are you smiling like that?*
*Oh, Nothing I just got back from hanging out with Miss Rose.*
*Life is a dream and I am sleepwalking thanks to Miss Rose.*
*Your standards are too high.*
*No, I am waiting for Miss Rose.*