A fork of Rural Dictionary
A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.
Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.
When a man ejaculates on a girls upper lip thus giving her a sperm version of Hitler’s mustache.
I gave Jenny a milky hitler last night.
a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.
Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.
Typically a white man whom has not seen the sun in what appears to be decades.
Whose skin resembles sheets of milk
Milky ness is not only white pasty skin. It is a state of mind.
This guy named Tim looks like a sheet of paper and or milky man with nipples.
Tim loves the cooch but only indoors because he don't want to burn his milky man skin.
It's funny Tim owns a jeep with his milky man ass skin.
Tim can't tell where he powders his balls. It all looks like powdery milky man down there.
The act of ejaculating in someone's belly button.
He gave me a milky button!
Big pale wobbling tit's. Preferably full of milk.
Quooooooooar son look at the milky wobblers on that!!!!