A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
When you piss someone off on Chatzy so they come back as their significant other to bitch at you for being mean.
Chatzy user: My girlfriend is throwing up and having a panic attack in the other room and although, if I was real, I should really be comforting her and possibly cleaning up the puke, I've decided to log in and tell you all what a horrible bunch of meanie bobeanies you are! It's not her fault the word "willy" makes her suicidal!
All the other users: Whoa! That was a Chatzy mindfuck!
A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.
She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.
A spin-off or carry-on of the term "mindfuck".
A temporary amnesiac state of mind endured by someone caused by the following scenario (or similar):
After one has been studying or researching intensively for a long period of time, he/she comes across a piece of complex information which warps him/her into a "mindfuck". The attempt of comprehending this mind-tangling data acts as the ignition point of an epic-scale memory implosion of the individual, thus, in simple terms, wiping out from short term memory anything the individual studied or learned in that long period of intensive study/research.
After a month of studying like an absolute fucking maniac for his exams, Edmund stumbles across Einstein's lost and unpublished answers to the Universe.
Edmund: Holy fucking shit... *blanked out*
Kyle: Dude, how do you solve this equation??
Edmund: I....don't....know....*still blanked out*
Kyle: Dude, you look messed up, did you get a mindfuck?
Edmund: No man....(long pause) I got a ROUNDHOUSE mindfuck
Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.
That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.
A buddy with whom you regularly participate in intellectual masturbation.
Anita is my mindfuck buddy. We regularly discuss Sartre/Camus/Kant and other things related.
eloquent with words, can mentally break people, bad ass to the bone, the most hard core people on the planet. it would be unintelligent to mess with these mobsters.
There is only three ways out of the Mindfuck Mafia.