A fork of Rural Dictionary
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
person1 oh my days what happen to your face person 2 slamed it
national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.
You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day
Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day! boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “