Country Dictionary

1. Another word for a male's sexual organ (see penis, cock, ole johnson, dick, sausage etc)
2. Can be used for transporting water around the country
3. You make smoke from it

"I might just check out that bloke's pipe tonight, kerry"
OR
"Ahhh crap I stubbed my toe on that pipe- it's sticking outta the ground...the council oughta do summit bout THAT!"

To give oral sex to ones penis.

Brit: "What do you want me to do?"

Joe: "Pipe it."

when you have sex,smoke weed, and engineer at the same time

YO my gee i just piped my boys

A way to do drugs. Often involving Mary Jane! (marijuana)

"holy shit i got so high i thought i was giving a blowjob to the pipe."

"Its not your fault, it kinda looks like a penis!?!"

A vehicle's exhaust system, primarily V8 powered.

Dem pipes sound as good az hay-ell, shit be rattlin' yo head!

Ramming an objest into the anal orifice

Man i piped that girl so hard last night.
I got piped after i passed out at the gay bar.

Sex involving A huge dick in a tiny girl. If the dick is too big it can damage the girl permanently.

"Last night I could hear Kells and Shaynie pipeing it out."