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Zeng Qi is a very sweg girl. She edits peoples faces onto videos and spends her time making jokes. She is always on her phone and doesn’t enjoy interacting with others.

“Woah,She looks like a Zeng Qi”

A stupid guy, however he could be nice occasionally. Generally a plebeian, conceited.

That Qi Han is so cute, sad that he has a terrible personality.

A sleethball who is loyal to his wife 350 days a year.

My friend is a qi. He always ends up fucking strangers when we go out for a drink.

An impossibility. Because Q must be followed by U, it's impossible.

Guy 1: I wanna fly!

Girl: What? you can't fly...

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a qi.

a word that only exists because some scrabble player said it did

I played qi for 2^^5 points

Negative IQ

Iric: I’m so smart! Ask me any question!
Daniel: what’s 2*3?
Iric: EASY!!! That’s 5!!
Daniel: your Qi is so low...

Your QI is the amount of money you spent on microtransactions in a video game. You lost so many brain cells that your IQ turned into QI.

Person 1. Hey man I spend 18,000 thousand dollars on ESO. Person 2. Hey man that 18,000 is ur qi u r fuckin retarded.