A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!
a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2
So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
A milder form of "Cracker".
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."
An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt
The foil from sev was made for the saltines
a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
That girl is such a saltine. How does she have a boyfriend?????