Country Dictionary

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

top shagger is a person who has a lot of intecourse. they probably have aids.

person: oou is tim shagging ellie?
you: yeah, he's top shagger
person: huh?
you: even though it may be good, you'll get aids.

A virgin farmer from County Roscommon in Ireland who enjoys sexual intercourse with sheep.

Hay John did ya scor in Rockfords last night...

No Frankie. Had to make do with the ould ewe when I got home.

Go on you auld Roscommon sheep shagger.

Usually Welsh or from New Zealand. Although can be found in rural areas throughout the world.

A person who shags sheep bottoms

daz and hicks go down to the farm and loves to give it up the sheeps bottoms

Any man born or living in Derby

Normal men think about sex every 30 seconds.

When you're from Derby, the sex you think about is between you and a sheep.

That's because you are a sheep shagger.

An insult aimed at anyone in rural areas, particularly most of Yorkshire and, of all of Yorkshire, particularly Leeds. Can also be called mutton molestors or ovine abusers, but sheep shaggers just sounds better!

Leeds United "fans" are a bunch of sheep shaggers!
Sheep shagging scum, in fact.
I will laugh so much if the fuckin' sheep shaggers get relegated again!

Sheep, sheep, sheep shagger!

Oh Elland Road (Oh Elland Road)
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep)
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep!