A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shut up and stop talking.
You have no idea what you're talking about. Sit down
Among some lower-socio-economic segments of society in the South, a polite way of saying "using the toilet to defecate", which is generally considered much politer than more common expressions such as "taking a shit".
Student/inmate in a juvenile reform school to his dorm supervisor: Can I use the restroom? Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?
A joke that is so bad it's funny.
That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy
a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.