Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Uncle Stalin

A godly or superior figure

Person A: you see that girl, she’s Uncle Stalin

by Stalinismylord September 07, 2019

sons of stalin

SOS, Sons Of Stalin. The clan, the communisty!

<mofo> save our ship?
<@pkillerSOS> noob..
<+afan> sons of stalin

by PKillerSOS November 25, 2006

Stalin whore

Someone who wants to fuck Stalin in the ass

My friend wants to be a Stalin whore

by Grammer_Nazi May 08, 2005

Joseph Stalin

Quiet possibly the greatest president to ever hold office. Helped the US out of the great depression with the New Deal, the Second New Deal, and also won World War two working with Adolf Hitler.

bro, you see that History channel special on how great Joseph Stalin was. I would go gay for that man.

by Drew Frank February 22, 2008

Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

by TheRappist April 10, 2016

Stalin's Revenge

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.

Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.

by Captain Yar February 05, 2014

Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.

Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin

by -KMG- November 19, 2010