Country Dictionary

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.

Duded you just got hammed.

acronym for Hard as a Mutha

or Hysterically actin monkey

I go ham on a bi**ch, like a sandwich

Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.

Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!

Somebody who is yet to go through puberty, thus having no pubes.

#1
“Denzel did you do the maths homework my slime?”
“Shut up billy you ham”

#2
*somebody gets their pants pulled down at school*
“Oi did you see that? Billy is a ham!”

Something you eat!!! it's meat!!!! So eat it and enjoy

That ham is amazing and good