A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.
Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"
Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."
To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Did you see the Broncos game the other day?
Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.
When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.
For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.
the last five minutes of any football game where the game winning drive will almost always include ten running plays capped with one pass play of thirty plus yards... concluded with a quarterback draw, thus leaving the opposing team almost no time to mount a comeback.
5 mins left. Bronco's on their own 20 yard line down by a field Goal. Its tebow time everyone.
Tea-Bow Tie
1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.
2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012
John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.
To have your team win with out any explanation except for one average person who is always there when you win.
The Broncos went 1-4 in the first 5 games with one quarterback but then went 5-1 in the next 6 games with Tim Tebow which proves the Tebow effect.