A fork of Rural Dictionary
An article of clothing generally used by homosexual teens.
I'm a trend setter with my denim jacket.
You just wish you had a denim jacket
1) what you call someone who is wearing an all denim outfit. similar to a canadian tuxedo, but with the addition of a denim button up shirt.
2) a post punk and/or garage band from northeast ohio.
1) whats up, denim lightning? did you just get back from the metal show? oh, you didnt? well, you look like a real wanker.
2) did you guys see that denim lightning show last night? wow. it took me back to a time when music was actually good.
A saying similar to carpe diem, so as to say “seize the denim” or “seize the booty”
We were making out and I was thinking about grabbing some booty and had a second thought, but I figured “carpe denim”
someone who is such a prick that you just know they go home at night and masturbate with a denim glove on the jacking hand
i hate him, hes such a denim-glover
A Denim Cougar is an older female (cougar) who wears tight denim exclusively to highlight her fading physique.
With her Lee's and denim half jacket Rose walked out of the house not knowing she was rocking the Denim Cougar look.
Dry fucking a broad on the dance floor at a club so hard that she falls over. This is an extreme dance move that most females do not enjoy.
Kris wore a hole in the sole of his shoe while desperately trying to grip the floor while engaged in extreme denim dancing.
The phenomenon that happens when a girl's shorts are so short that they appear to be a denim thong. Usually denim thongs are worn by girls who should never leave the house looking like this.
Amy: UH, do you see that girl's shorts?!?
Shelby: What the hell? Is that a denim thong?