A fork of Rural Dictionary
when somebody steals a photo. done using poses or facial expressions, this however is usually trumped when some joker decides to flop his cock out.
ah joe stole that photo, kodak thief, oh no wait look over there bens got his jack out.
A rapper who’s number is 772.607.4949
“Yo what’s Kodak black #?”
“Man it’s 7726074949”
“Aye thanks man”
A rapper who is almost exclusively known for his troubles with the law. It seems that not long after he is released from jail/prison, he is arrested again.
1.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
2.
Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
A girl who is a total picture freak! & also a chick who loves to take pics alot
boy : damn u take alot of pics
girl : yup i love to take pics,its like my hobby
boy : damn uz a kodak chick!
A clown with a camer,usually Kodak, that takes pictures like he/she has terets. Can usually be spotted in chinese supermarkets and other areas that asians are located. Can usually be eliminated with on good brick to the back of the head.
"That Kodak Clown is takin some snap shots of his anus."
or
"The Kodak Clown stalks its unaware tourists, wait...the tourists spotted him and the chase is on..."
Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.