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pez

Pez is also a girl's nickname it mean she's a ray of sunshine she's very bubbly and funny she has ocean blue eyes or crystal blue eyes ,her first child will be a boy she's a great singer who loves musicals.Her smile lights up the whole room and she's a gorgey hun.

I was feeling sad ,but when pez walked in the room smiling I immediately felt happy.

by 2011-always May 11, 2022

pez

short for peasy as in ez pez.
Creation Date:09-28-24 4:13

ez pez lemon squeez.

by syzygium September 28, 2024

Pez

When you are really tired and you fall a sleep almost instantly, because you where really high or on some other shit.
Like a sleep that is caused from a drug, normally weed.

"Ah I'm pezing"
"I really need to pez"
"Sorry I pezed last night"
"Dude no your pezing"
"Don't pez on me"

by crazychickthatwontshutup April 01, 2020

Pez

A person who even his own mother looks at in disgust.

This person is one of the biggest wankers in Belgium.

If this is you and you are reading this, the only action you get is from your neighbors DOG!

Ew is that a Pez, shoot it!

It's a PEZ, END IT!

by Marsu4u July 16, 2024

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 10, 2024

PEZ Head

Persons who knowingly or unknowingly spout views based on the thoroughly debunked "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", an anti-Semitic pamphlet published around 1900. People who talk about globalists, cabals, shadowy bankers, "New World Order", etc. are citing absurd conspiracies about Jewish people.

"9/11 was a false flag orchestrated by the globalists to start the New World Order!"

"Dude, there's literally zero evidence of that. Are you turning into a PEZ Head??"
"No, it's true, I heard it on Alex Jones' show!"

by NOLA Ally March 31, 2023

Pez Head

Reference to someone who has a tracheotomy/tracheostomy/stoma.

Big Mike continues to smoke like a chimney, even after becoming a Pez Head.

by RDDUD January 28, 2023