A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sex move where you jab your thumb into your girls ass to prevent a catastrophe from happening.
She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.
What you give your girlfriend when she's on the mend and out of tampons
She asked me to go buy tampons but I gave her the "Kentucky Thumb" instead. It stopped Scott's bleeding...
When you shove your thumb into a bleeding hole to stop the flow of blood/menses temporarily until a more suitable solution becomes available.
“Babe, I know you’re more of a pussy than it is, but either you give me the kentucky thumb til we get to a gas station or you get your leather seats re-upholstered.”
The act of shoving a loud thumb into someone anus.
Did you really Kentucky thumb him?
The Kentucky thumb is an act of vaginal fisting that requires your thumb on the the clit and your fingers in a fist. Your welcome Brandon👍
Since my AK won’t fit I guess I’ll have to giv’r the good ole Kentucky thumb👌
Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.
Shoving your thumb deep into yourself or another person with a lot of force, can be in a sexual or life saving situation
Brandon - Man, you don't look so good
Scott - Yeah, when my girlfriend gave me a Kentucky Thumb last night