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Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.
I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.
These people chow your Huns every time they go Montecasino and they go home feeling sexy they don't bath these people they forever want to chow anything but books
Monte gents are so handsome I'd let them do anything to me to be honest with you
Best guy youll ever meet doesnt even need a definition in this dry ass dictionary
Formerly known as "white girl wasted"
When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"
"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"
An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.
1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”
a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities
we filmed a weed monts
Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina
She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo