A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.
Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again.
This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.
*Music plays - Baggy Trousers*** Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin
The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!
Shut your "galloping trotters"!!!
A gardening tool that gets around!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m about to pick up a tulip trotter