A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang term for male genetalia.
I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.
When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...
"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"
Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.
When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.
Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.
When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
A place where comatose patients are kept.
He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.
Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.
As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".
I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night