A fork of Rural Dictionary
World Levi appreciation day, everyone must hail to Levi and send over gifts to him.
17 th May
A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA
A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.
But it’s kinda good tho..
Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.
Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
“Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release
Fuck 12 (or Fuck the Police) but French. Anti-police slang popularized by the French group 13 Block. The number 17 refers to the French emergency telephone number for the police.
13 Block: Nique la police. Fuck le 17.
IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.
give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY